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A Note from Uncle Clarence
It really hurts his feelings.
All About Violence
The new Expensive Evil covers GCW Fight Night, and my deep thoughts on civilization. Specifically, punching.
Monster Truck Nirvana
1-900-HOTDOG did a flawless week about Monster Wars, and I was involved. Peep game.
Re: Your Baby
More of my antics in The New Yorker. It’s a fun one.
4chan’s Annual Musical
I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
Yes, I Did Lose a Shirt Like This
And no, I didn’t take it as seriously.
The Inquisition’s Finest Satire
Can be yours. All you have to do is subscribe to my stupid free newsletter.
Earth’s Sanest Ad Agency is Back
Virtuosity is now Apologia. Just in time to save your favorite brands from their own mistakes.
More Everything, Even More Abridged
As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in paperback, for those that don’t like their books to double […]