Your attention keeps me from Batman villainy, so the first half of the new Expensive Evil is free. Add a little money to that, and you can learn how one […]
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Extra Evil – The Other Holiday Season
Subscribing refills the ocean. Newsreel Tucker Carlson’s texts abandoned subtext. Someone said the shootings can’t get worse. Match Group left Russia, impoverishing countless catfish. Independent generals promised to defend Sudan […]
Re: Your Baby
More of my antics in The New Yorker. It’s a fun one.
4chan’s Annual Musical
I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
Extra Evil – Mission Accomplice
Subscribing refills the ocean. Newsreel Fox News paid Dominion a dollar per dogwhistle. We’ll have Evan Gershkovich back by 2099. The Times still reports hate crimes as awkwardly as possible. […]
Everything Else
My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, for the next ten weeks, I’m posting one of the […]
Opera Murder and You
You know what’s terrible about getting exclusive hilarity like this on my newsletter? Me neither.
Yes, I Did Lose a Shirt Like This
And no, I didn’t take it as seriously.
The Inquisition’s Finest Satire
Can be yours. All you have to do is subscribe to my stupid free newsletter.
Earth’s Sanest Ad Agency is Back
Virtuosity is now Apologia. Just in time to save your favorite brands from their own mistakes.