Noah confronts politics in the golden age. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. Theme song “Selling Out” by Tom Lehrer. Check out […]
Tag: election
Vote or Die Returns
You know what’s great? Teamwork. It gave birth to this newsletter feature, which I put together with Amran Gowani and Michael Estrin, two more satirists on Substack. Give it a […]
Exclusive Election Endorsements: HD Remix: Brood War
First, a small sequel I made for an event, plus the jokes on the back. More on that (much) later: Next, here’s the Paperboy Prince ad Twitter asked for. […]
(Extra) Exclusive Election Endorsements
Since these are doing unnaturally well, here’s the rest of the candidates (and a new, less dated Wiley joke). Here’s the old guard: Keep an eye out for […]
Exclusive Election Endorsements
The sociopath sack race is important to me. To do my part, I left one or two of these around New York. I expanded on this here with the […]
A Suggestion for the New Management
Congratulations. Now that your victory lap is over, it’s time to consider what comes next. You have a proven fondness for aphorisms, and “proper planning prevents piss-poor performance” is an American classic. […]
Unpause
Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to three days a week. With that short break, I could […]
Official Monkeys With Typewriters Presidential Endorsements
The Blind Monkey Endorsement Ideals and reality rarely converge. The American ideal is one of egalitarianism, justice, and prosperity. The current reality consists of deep fried oreos and semi-random drone […]