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In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]

Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]

The whiskey nation attacked. Enjoy a retrospective of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Weeaboo Hell is a podcast about anime, Tezuka’s greatest […]

Your weekly (well, daily if you follow the channel) snippets of the fall of the American Empire.

S13E01: Duets. Monkey and Buffalo sing Like a Virgin. S13E02: Robin Thicke disappears between Sea Lion’s cover of Toxic and […]

I’ve got a new article up on Points in Case. Reading it cures most forms of modern and postmodern malaise.

Nunchucks, Foam – $26 Groceries – $90 MetroCard – $130 Nunchucks, Wooden – $37 Pro-Chucker’s Guide to Chucking, by Andy […]

After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.

I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days […]

An uplifting story about police brutality and more police brutality. Written for my Twitter, before I deleted all my old […]

The man who masters photoshopping himself can photoshop anything.