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Tag: movies
At the Movies: Dredd
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Judge Alan: Hard to evade, easy to bribe. Judge Byron: Skimmed the books of law. Judge Cammy: […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from The Black Lagoon. Cammy: Ex-bride of Frankenstein. Others rotate in […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey, Part 2
The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of message boards and Cheetos. HUGO Splitting the story into multiple […]
At the Movies: Death Race 2000
A week after jumpstarting Cammy’s heart using a failed musical, our heroes are gathered on the couch. They revel in mutual unemployment, slowly working permanent grooves into the cushions. Byron: […]
At the Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera
After watching Christopher Nolan’s bank account grow in real time, Alan sleeps peacefully. His dreams about Catwoman’s jumpsuit are interrupted by furious knocking. Alan: It’s 2 AM. If it isn’t […]
At the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Since Alan now refuses to drive, our heroes are joined by Cammy’s older brother Dominic. Cammy stands four feet behind him to avoid association with his costume. Alan is less […]
At the Movies: The Amazing Spider-Man
Ignoring the lessons of the past, Alan, Byron, and Cammy return to the cinema. Alan: This is going to suck shit through a straw. Cammy: You say that about everything. […]