Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted an issue of The Watchtower. That meant finding a subway […]
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The Text, Part II: The Five Tenets
Rejoice! For I, your anonymous prophet, shall now outline for you the five tenets of Millenialism. It is the will of the Self that these tenets be presented in easily-digestible […]
The Text, Part 1
“We are the middle children of history. Born too late to explore the world, born to early to explore the galaxy.” -Anonymous “Born just in time to browse dank memes.” […]
Metaphysical Therapy: 11 Obscure Religions
I’m neutral towards the gods, spirits, and saints of the global religious canon. Pascal offered me a wager, but I don’t gamble. Like many others, I enjoy my pork and […]