Nunchucks, Foam – $26
Groceries – $90
MetroCard – $130
Nunchucks, Wooden – $37
Pro-Chucker’s Guide to Chucking, by Andy “Shinobi Zero” Leeman – $12
Rite Aid Home First Aid Kit – $19
Bathroom Mirror Repair, $253
Phone Bill – $110
Nunchucks, Metal – $55
Pro-Chucker’s Chuckin’ Gloves – $22
Bruce Lee Anniversary Collection, Blu-Ray – $40
Plasma Screen TV Repair – $623
Glow-in-the-Dark “Ravechucks” – $70
Neon Face Paint – $16
Pacifier – $2
Wild Turkey Whiskey – $33
Pro-Chucker’s Cast-Iron “Darkchucks” – $322
Domino Mask – $24
Handheld Police Scanner – $28
NYU Langone Urgent Care – $600
Diesel-powered “Dragonslayer” Nunchucks – $702
Bail – $4000
Leon & Cartwright, Attorneys at Law – $6311
Hickory Farms Holiday Sausage Set – $35
Two Rulers – $6
Nylon String – $4