KENT plays a game involving ice cubes and sugar packets while leaning against his side of the bar, alone. He […]
Tag: comedy
Mute Monkey Mission Statement 2014: We’re All Fucking Fucked And It’s (Almost) Too Late To Run
Here’s the good news: Human beings are basically good. Here’s the bad news: Human beings are (almost) irrevocably fucked. Because […]
Injustice For All, Part Fifteen
We built this town on Photoshop parodies.
Drinks 5: November First
The cold light of day hits the apartment of TERRY KEANE, who lies face down in a bowl of ice […]
Drinks 4
Dead calm at Snark Is The Night; its four most infamous patrons have not yet arrived. KENT, alone save a […]
Drinks 3
A rainy Saturday at Snark is the Night. Only a few people sit at the bar tonight; midterms are coming […]
Drinks 2
It’s a tired Saturday evening at Snark is the Night, the number one bar in town for disaffected college students […]
At The Movies: Pacific Rim
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds dim enough to pay for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: […]
Drinks
“Not these ****** again.” Jason leaned back as far as one could reasonably be expected to lean back in a […]
Make Me PRISM Spokesman
I recently offered my lying skills to the NSA. Oddly enough, the men in charge haven’t hired me as the […]
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