Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted […]
Tag: satire
Reloaded Comics: Spitework was my Folly
Valentine’s Day isn’t the worst offender among corporate holidays. At least it doesn’t start two months early. Here’s your comic […]
The Text, Part II: The Five Tenets
Rejoice! For I, your anonymous prophet, shall now outline for you the five tenets of Millenialism. It is the will […]
MWT’s Winter 2015 Catalog
It’s not about the Photoshop. It’s about sending a message.
There Is No New You
“New Year, New You!” the mediocre wit repeats between mouthfuls of diet pills. As the hung-over marketers of the world […]
Charisma Is Not A Dump Stat
Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2015
Two men sign on for firing squad duty, because they need the hours and all the plum warehouse jobs have […]
Flaying Detainees Alive Was A National Security Necessity
From the desk of Agent Redacted, Armchair generals are quick to pass judgment on the CIA for flaying prisoners. These […]
MWT’S Fall 2014 Catalog
We’re halfway through Injustice: Year One. Time for a commercial break.
Delete Your Blog
Five years ago, my father told me to give up. In the near future, everyone would be qualified as a […]

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