satire – Page 8 – See More Evil

The Perfect Birthday Gift.

Another birthday. I could tell you about all my personal growth, if I was a liar. I hold myself to […]

I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days […]

Stunts

We pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. Most of our content’s made up, but we stringently follow the Associated Press […]

You’re a beautiful audience. Not as beautiful as me, or even my stunt double, but beautiful nonetheless. In a difficult […]

I retooled my Twitter tale a bit. Enjoy the fancy new transitions. Day three in the field, and I’m still […]

An uplifting story about police brutality and more police brutality. Written for my Twitter, before I deleted all my old […]

The whole stupid journey started on a New Jersey highway. Driving in that state is a form of suicide, or […]

The sun had betrayed us all. It was 6 PM at Union Square, which counted as high noon in the […]

You don’t need to join a cult if you’ve lost control of your life. Just read the stars. The horoscope’s […]

The photoshop must flow.