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I’ve got a new article up on Points in Case. Reading it cures most forms of modern and postmodern malaise.

You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I […]

FADE IN: Dramatic music swells. A mixed couple walks down the street, discussing nothing in particular. NARRATOR We’re better than […]

Nunchucks, Foam – $26 Groceries – $90 MetroCard – $130 Nunchucks, Wooden – $37 Pro-Chucker’s Guide to Chucking, by Andy […]

10) The Rumor: This artist opens half the other lists, but you can’t find them anywhere else. You’d think it […]

You’re a professional movie critic. You draw the short straw and spend Friday night watching Tyler Perry’s latest failure. As […]

After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.

It seemed like a coincidence at first. I’d just finished cleaning my favorite carbon steel trench knife on the walk […]

We’re glad you’re enjoying our website. We worked pretty hard on it. You know what we worked harder on? The […]

I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that […]