While my fiction’s far and away the least popular feature on the site, there’s some news about it. I’m going to be in Between the Lines Publishing’s 2017 Fairty Tale […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed
We pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. Most of our content’s made up, but we stringently follow the Associated Press style guide. It’s a competitive time for reporters. Anyone within […]
Hollywood Speaks Out Against Imperiex the Destroyer, Slayer of Apes
You’re a beautiful audience. Not as beautiful as me, or even my stunt double, but beautiful nonetheless. In a difficult time, beauty matters. I’d love to focus on my success: […]
Sheepdog Journal — Director’s Cut
I retooled my Twitter tale a bit. Enjoy the fancy new transitions. Day three in the field, and I’m still pumped. I’ve got my own set of armor and everything. […]
Matchbook Makes a Mistake
Against their better judgement, Matchbook Lit Mag recently published a story of mine. Take a look here.
Blind Monkey (Almost) Wins a Contest
I recently won a science fiction short story contest. (Editor’s note: Fourth place.) Gaze in wonder upon my work on their semi-broken website, or on my portfolio. Or pick up […]
Renaissance
As we’ve moved further past the twentieth century, there has been a conversation about obsolescence, and all the things we are soon to leave behind. Things like physical books, fossil […]
Sheepdog Journal
An uplifting story about police brutality and more police brutality. Written for my Twitter, before I deleted all my old inania. Have fun with it. Day three in the field, […]
A Suggestion for the New Management
Congratulations. Now that your victory lap is over, it’s time to consider what comes next. You have a proven fondness for aphorisms, and “proper planning prevents piss-poor performance” is an American classic. […]
Unpause
Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to three days a week. With that short break, I could […]