Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out of the sand. Man of Steel has caused an impressive […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Injustice For All, Part Two
The parody train doesn’t stop until it derails.
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between Smith and director M. Night Shyamalan. Dear M. Night, Opening […]
At the Movies: Game of Thrones
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Not as smart as he thinks he is. Byron: Hodor. Cammy: Prone to madness […]
Injustice For All, Part One
It’s photoshop time again. Some tie-in comics are too hilarious to ignore.
Youtube Comedy Week: A New Low
On May 19, comedy died. Two passing vagrants found the emaciated corpse of comedy in a ditch in North Las Vegas. The body had a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to […]
Nothing Happened
This piece of mine ran in Tiger Magazine‘s Daily Princetonian parody. In spite of the pressure of a daily news cycle, absolutely nothing worth commenting upon occurred in Princeton University […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2013
What’s contemporary culture’s most vapid catchphrase? It’s a competitive position with entries from every medium. Television’s a classic source. Almost every sitcom qualifies by giving its most annoying character something […]
The Princeton Admission Letter
You’re going to Princeton. You’ll spend a few weeks pretending to juggle your nonexistent options, but everything has already been set in motion. Thanks to our media stranglehold, your parents […]