It’s a busy time for you. We live in an age where a teen’s temper-tantrum gets him arrested for “terroristic threats.” The American people spend most of their time huddled […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Last Week at MWT HQ
Dennard “Blind Monkey” Dayle sits at the head of a table in a dingy apartment in Rutherford, New Jersey. Sam “Mute Monkey” Lagow and Josh “Deaf Monkey” Crawford sit on […]
Injustice for All, Part Six
We now return to your regularly-scheduled thin parody.
The Wonderful World of Job Hunting
Wanted: Drudgery Associate Monkeys With Typewriters is looking for a driven, passionate, self-starting, motivated, energetic, enthusiastic, and tenacious drudgery associate. The ideal candidate will be an obedient leader that understands […]
Injustice For All, Part Five
Photoshop, without me, is useless. Without Photoshop, I am useless.
Injustice For All, Part Four
Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery.
Superman’s Body Count
Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out of the sand. Man of Steel has caused an impressive […]
Injustice For All, Part Two
The parody train doesn’t stop until it derails.
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between Smith and director M. Night Shyamalan. Dear M. Night, Opening […]