The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Not as smart as he thinks he is. Byron: Hodor. Cammy: Prone to madness […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Injustice For All, Part One
It’s photoshop time again. Some tie-in comics are too hilarious to ignore.
Youtube Comedy Week: A New Low
On May 19, comedy died. Two passing vagrants found the emaciated corpse of comedy in a ditch in North Las Vegas. The body had a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to […]
Nothing Happened
This piece of mine ran in Tiger Magazine‘s Daily Princetonian parody. In spite of the pressure of a daily news cycle, absolutely nothing worth commenting upon occurred in Princeton University […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2013
What’s contemporary culture’s most vapid catchphrase? It’s a competitive position with entries from every medium. Television’s a classic source. Almost every sitcom qualifies by giving its most annoying character something […]
The Princeton Admission Letter
You’re going to Princeton. You’ll spend a few weeks pretending to juggle your nonexistent options, but everything has already been set in motion. Thanks to our media stranglehold, your parents […]
Where On Earth I’ve Been
I’ve been preparing for this live breaking show, down in Princeton. Watch it if you’re in the area. Or out of the area.
At the Movies: Triple Feature
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds that pay for movies. They are: Alan: Resident malcontent. Byron: One inch taller than six feet, one can short of […]
The Life and Times of a CIA Assassin
INT DIMLY LIT ROOM A HOODED MAN is tied to a chair. OPERATIVE A holds a gun to his temple, while OPERATIVE B paces behind him. OPERATIVE A End of […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Four
Doctor Maximus is a part time advice columnist and full time supervillain. In this column, he answers questions from the masses instead of terrorizing them. Mostly. Dear Doctor Maximus, I’m […]