The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of message boards and Cheetos. HUGO Splitting the story into multiple […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
At the Movies: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Part 1
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Youngest Son of Antoine and Alina. Known as “Jerkass” to foes and “Lord Jerkass” […]
2012 in Verse
Apocalypse The mighty Quetzalcoatl is late I acted assuming his arrival I’ve committed crimes in every state Stole the lives and women of my rivals I drank until I sealed […]
At the Movies: Skyfall
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Critical cynicism writ large. Should spend less time on 4chan. Byron: […]
Wargunner: Hero’s Call Review
Rating: 9.87 out of 10 (Above Average) The modern military shooter is being re-revolutionized, just in time for the holiday season. Last issue, we said that Bulletstrike: Soldier’s Mark was […]
On Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry runs the most popular minstrel show in the history of the world. If James Cameron directed a 4D movie called Niggaquest about a boy in blackface stealing cars […]
Meanwhile at Princeton
Meanwhile, at the library Jenna: You ever wonder if- Peter: Nope. We’ve got five more chapters to run through, followed by two papers and a problem set. I don’t wonder […]
Target of the Week: Horatio Alger
Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling a sense of honor. As far as I’m concerned, throwing […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Three
The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together at the local park just to spend three hours screaming […]
Sympoh: Tigernight 2012
A bit of cross-promotion. When I’m not writing pop-culture inania here, I run a university bboy crew. It’s something of a second family of mine. Check this out, and I’ll […]