Ignoring the lessons of the past, Alan, Byron, and Cammy return to the cinema. Alan: This is going to suck shit through a straw. Cammy: You say that about everything. […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Keyword 1: First Impressions
Trying something different.
An Open Letter to Pop Lyricists
If the old “Lyrics Slaughterhouse” segment demonstrated one thing, it’s that Katy Perry needs to have her vocal chords revoked. But that’s not important right now. If it demonstrated a […]
Heatstroke
It was the worst seat in the church. The view was fine, and he was far back enough that he escaped any uncomfortable scrutiny by the pastor. But the summer […]
A Comprehensive List of Avatars
Avatar Kimura: Charged an exorbitant fee for every act of heroism. This bankrupted the Southern Water Tribe, forcing them to sell their towering spires and move into ice hovels. Avatar […]
Triple Agent Preview
Not dead. The proof: This is the tentative cover to Triple Agent, a tabletop game I’ve chipping away at for a while now. It’s a fast-paced roleplaying game with the […]
Inglourious Breakers
I made this gem for the 2012 Sympoh show.
Trayvon Toons
As an American black male, I have the life expectancy of a fruit fly. Unless I have the good fortune to spend a few decades in prison. So you can […]
Mission Statement 2012
Everything is a joke. Modern life gives us three real choices. All of them require going insane. These choices are laughter, mediocrity, and axe murder. Let’s look at our options. […]
How To Come Back From The Dead
So you’ve died. It’s unfortunate, but it happens to all of us. But not all of us make it back to the other side. If you’re anything like me, you […]