Five Worst Songs “Moves like Jagger” by Maroon 5 – Maroon 5 somehow found a way to get worse. I have a habit of comparing bad pop music to venereal […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Youtube’s Guide to Constructive Feedback
As a freshman, I made this Nostalgia Critic ripoff. It was fashionable at the time. The video has a long laundry list of problems. The topic is dull, the audio […]
Metaphysical Therapy: 11 Obscure Religions
I’m neutral towards the gods, spirits, and saints of the global religious canon. Pascal offered me a wager, but I don’t gamble. Like many others, I enjoy my pork and […]
A Cynic’s Guide to Comic Book Movies: Marvel
Blade Wesley Snipes makes vampires cool again. Look where that got us. Blade 2 & Trinity Every possible camera angle for stabbing a vampire is used and reused. Spider-Man Peter […]
At the Library, Midterm Edition
Leon: Are you already done with everything? Maxine: No, I’ve got to write three papers in about two days. Leon: Why were you playing Arkham City all week? Maxine: Why […]
Occupy Arson
Enough real analysis has been done on Occupy Wall Street that throwing my hat into the ring would only make me look like an idiot. So in lieu of commentary, […]
A Snapshot
I’m in a Princeton lecture hall. It can hold around two hundred people. Right now, there are about sixty. Over eighty signed up for the class. The class is about […]
A Mission Statement
Today’s question: Why are we here?
At the Library
Leon: What’s your paper about? Maxine: I don’t really know. Leon: You’ve already written three pages. Maxine: Impressive, right?