The first drink burned. It was vodka, a brand with a name that Devin couldn’t pronounce. It had the rich flavor and texture of gasoline. After promising himself he’d never […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
I meet Crash Canyon.
Imagine an evil clone of Seth McFarlane. Then give him a fraction of the budget and ask him to animate the sight and sound of laughter dying. That’s Crash Canyon, […]
Batdick
Everything old is new again.
Where I’ve Been
I’ve been busy. There’s been a not-so-brief hiatus. I’ve been away for two weeks, which is about seventeen years in internet update time. Most of you have assumed I’m dead […]
Justice League #1 Review
A first impression is a fine art. It’s the difference between a lifelong marriage and having a drink thrown in your face at a singles mixer. Justice League #1 is […]
Cutting Edge Airplane Humor
Updates have been complicated by my trip to the ass end of nowhere. This makes my usual riffs on important things like superheroes more difficult than usual. Instead, enjoy these […]
The Five Stages of Modern Grief
Denial It’s hard to beat the classics. Denial is the only element of the original five to survive the brutal test of time. When you’ve lost something (or some person, […]
Plasmid Marketing Meeting
Hotshot Sinclair Solutions marketing executive Jack Loki stares thoughtfully at the bottle of whiskey on his desk. The silence is broken by the entrance of a dishelved looking young man. […]
Orc Stain Vol. One Review
Read Orc Stain. Ancient review law requires me to spew a few hundred more words. But the executive version of my opinion is above. James Stokoe has put together one […]
Game Theory
The mayor smiled as he dropped the coin off the edge of the building. The wind threw it off course, but he still managed to follow it most of the […]