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Extra Evil – Breakfast in Bedlam
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Extra Evil – Ego Staycation
Subscribe to set it all right. Subscribe now Newsreel Several Commonwealth nations don’t like that description. Lynching’s hip again, but only if they smell. Entitled guild writers want to […]
Let’s Talk About Failure
Your attention keeps me from Batman villainy, so the first half of the new Expensive Evil is free. Add a little money to that, and you can learn how one […]
Extra Evil – The Other Holiday Season
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Re: Your Baby
More of my antics in The New Yorker. It’s a fun one.
4chan’s Annual Musical
I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
Extra Evil – Mission Accomplice
Subscribing refills the ocean. Newsreel Fox News paid Dominion a dollar per dogwhistle. We’ll have Evan Gershkovich back by 2099. The Times still reports hate crimes as awkwardly as possible. […]
Everything Else
My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, for the next ten weeks, I’m posting one of the […]
Life Without Everything Abridged is Empty
New paperback, new stories, new definitions. What more is there to mortal existence?