As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in paperback, for those that don’t like their books to double […]
Extra Evil – The Federal Attention Deficit
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes it real. Today’s Fortune: Artificial flavor solves real stress. Newsreel The police are your friend. Specifically, the one that swings at you every weekend. It’s […]
Fresh Off the Grill
The Comedy Illuminati at 1-900-HOTDOG let me talk about some reality tv lunacy. Tap into the raw power.
Extra Evil – Cyberpunk 2023
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes it real. Today’s Fortune: Support local psychics over corporate fortune cookies. Newsreel Google laid off the second o. There are classified documents in your closet. […]
A Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Guest Spot
I’m on the excellent podcast Secretly Incredibly Fascinating in this episode. Listen, and learn about the maps around you.
I Introduce CCP Bars
My latest entry into the gallery of zany nightmares is zanier and more nightmare than ever.
Extra Evil – No Control Group
Subscribing to Extra Evil feeds the well-fed. Today’s Fortune: Breaking mirrors improves luck now. Get smashing. Newsreel A new House committee melts tax money into headlines. California screened previews of […]
Extra Evil – Hollywood Reboot
Subscribing to Extra Evil gets you off the grid. Today’s Fortune: Your lucky numbers are behind a paywall. Newsreel Kevin McCarthy betrayed his promise to Kevin McCarthy. The NFL experienced […]
Extra Evil – Affluenza Outbreak
Subscribing to Extra Evil conquers the spire. Today’s Fortune: Only you can save us now. Newsreel Southwest Airlines earned this month’s hara-kiri joke. AI priests and prophets entered beta. NYU […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, premium one-liners, or simply to boost my ego, take a […]