(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for […]
At the Movies – The Raid 2: Berendal
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Plays fast and loose with the rules to get results. Byron: A straight-laced cop pushed to […]
At the Movies – The Lego Movie
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Gave up on step 60 of building the Lego Death Star to play Minecraft. Byron: Built a […]
Intermission: Joker’s Daughter’s Day Out
DC didn’t really give me a choice.
Injustice For All, Part Sixteen
Where have I been? Elsewhere.
At the Movies: Dredd
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Judge Alan: Hard to evade, easy to bribe. Judge Byron: Skimmed the books of law. Judge Cammy: […]
Drinks 6
KENT plays a game involving ice cubes and sugar packets while leaning against his side of the bar, alone. He looks over at the tip jar to find it reasonably […]
I Never Knew Upworthy Caused Syphilis Until I Saw This Video
A simple rule of thumb: no social problem can be solved by reliketweettumbling anything. At all. Not even a little. However, you can make clever men famous and amoral men […]
Mute Monkey Mission Statement 2014: We’re All Fucking Fucked And It’s (Almost) Too Late To Run
Here’s the good news: Human beings are basically good. Here’s the bad news: Human beings are (almost) irrevocably fucked. Because from where I’m standing, we’ve got too many really big […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2014: Well-Maladjusted
Hello, America. At least, I assume you’re American. My semi-reliable traffic robot says that the vast majority of my readers are fellow worshippers of corn syrup and random drone strikes. […]