I just can’t keep my hands off photoshop. Or insane tie-in comics. I may need help.
A Humble Offer for the NSA
It’s a busy time for you. We live in an age where a teen’s temper-tantrum gets him arrested for “terroristic threats.” The American people spend most of their time huddled […]
This Week at MWT Regional HQ
Sam “Mute Monkey” LaGow lies awake in bed at around Four AM in his bedroom in Yorktown Heights, New York. Sitting at the foot of his bed are hallucinations of […]
Last Week at MWT HQ
Dennard “Blind Monkey” Dayle sits at the head of a table in a dingy apartment in Rutherford, New Jersey. Sam “Mute Monkey” Lagow and Josh “Deaf Monkey” Crawford sit on […]
Injustice for All, Part Six
We now return to your regularly-scheduled thin parody.
The Wonderful World of Job Hunting
Wanted: Drudgery Associate Monkeys With Typewriters is looking for a driven, passionate, self-starting, motivated, energetic, enthusiastic, and tenacious drudgery associate. The ideal candidate will be an obedient leader that understands […]
Injustice For All, Part Five
Photoshop, without me, is useless. Without Photoshop, I am useless.
108 People Like This
Everyone has a fucking opinion. Ideally, they are entitled to it. In reality, eight out of ten people don’t have a goddamn clue what it is they’re talking about either […]
Injustice For All, Part Four
Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery.
Superman’s Body Count
Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out of the sand. Man of Steel has caused an impressive […]