“Not these ****** again.” Jason leaned back as far as one could reasonably be expected to lean back in a barstool. In the end, he just looked like he was […]
Injustice For All, Part Eight
Can twenty of the most powerful beings on the planet find one drunken mercenary? Find out in this week’s gripping installment of America’s fourth-favorite photoshop parody.
Make Me PRISM Spokesman
I recently offered my lying skills to the NSA. Oddly enough, the men in charge haven’t hired me as the official PRISM spokesperson yet. In order to gain some momentum, […]
Dark Souls- Embrace Futility
I am going to posit that Dark Souls is a better survival horror game than most of the titles that fall under the genre name these days. It’s no secret […]
Injustice For All, Part Seven
I just can’t keep my hands off photoshop. Or insane tie-in comics. I may need help.
A Humble Offer for the NSA
It’s a busy time for you. We live in an age where a teen’s temper-tantrum gets him arrested for “terroristic threats.” The American people spend most of their time huddled […]
This Week at MWT Regional HQ
Sam “Mute Monkey” LaGow lies awake in bed at around Four AM in his bedroom in Yorktown Heights, New York. Sitting at the foot of his bed are hallucinations of […]
Last Week at MWT HQ
Dennard “Blind Monkey” Dayle sits at the head of a table in a dingy apartment in Rutherford, New Jersey. Sam “Mute Monkey” Lagow and Josh “Deaf Monkey” Crawford sit on […]
Injustice for All, Part Six
We now return to your regularly-scheduled thin parody.
The Wonderful World of Job Hunting
Wanted: Drudgery Associate Monkeys With Typewriters is looking for a driven, passionate, self-starting, motivated, energetic, enthusiastic, and tenacious drudgery associate. The ideal candidate will be an obedient leader that understands […]