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Injustice For All, Part Five
Photoshop, without me, is useless. Without Photoshop, I am useless.
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Everyone has a fucking opinion. Ideally, they are entitled to it. In reality, eight out of ten people don’t have […]
Injustice For All, Part Four
Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery.
Superman’s Body Count
Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out […]
Injustice For All, Part Two
The parody train doesn’t stop until it derails.
Reddit: Wasteland of Mediocrity
In the scramble for recognition that has characterized the Internet age, we’ve left a few things like radio, CDs, and […]
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between […]
At the Movies: Game of Thrones
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Not as smart as […]
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