“Why photoshop a tie-in comic?” “Because it’s there.”
Russia Cracks Down on the Left Handed
In a high-profile press conference, President Putin deflected critics of Russian legislation targeting left-handed citizens. “I will not bend to co-conspirators of the left handed in the guise of journalists,” […]
Injustice For All, Part Nine
Photoshop is the lifeblood of the empire. It allows the Guild to travel, Mentats to compute, and the Bene Gesserit to enter their trance.
Drinks 2
It’s a tired Saturday evening at Snark is the Night, the number one bar in town for disaffected college students looking to prove how little they have to prove. The […]
At The Movies: Pacific Rim
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds dim enough to pay for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Pilot of Misanthrope XLR Byron: Pilot of Gurren Lackwit Cammy: […]
Drinks
“Not these ****** again.” Jason leaned back as far as one could reasonably be expected to lean back in a barstool. In the end, he just looked like he was […]
Injustice For All, Part Eight
Can twenty of the most powerful beings on the planet find one drunken mercenary? Find out in this week’s gripping installment of America’s fourth-favorite photoshop parody.
Make Me PRISM Spokesman
I recently offered my lying skills to the NSA. Oddly enough, the men in charge haven’t hired me as the official PRISM spokesperson yet. In order to gain some momentum, […]
Dark Souls- Embrace Futility
I am going to posit that Dark Souls is a better survival horror game than most of the titles that fall under the genre name these days. It’s no secret […]