Meanwhile, at the library Jenna: You ever wonder if- Peter: Nope. We’ve got five more chapters to run through, followed […]
Target of the Week: Horatio Alger
Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Three
The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together […]
Sympoh: Tigernight 2012
A bit of cross-promotion. When I’m not writing pop-culture inania here, I run a university bboy crew. It’s something of […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Back to School Edition
How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but […]
Clandestine, Part Six
The Priestess’s meditation chamber had been serving as a sort of conference room for the past few weeks as the […]
2177 Channel Guide
Congratulations on choosing HyperTV for your 5D viewing needs! With six thousand channels in forty real languages and eight imaginary […]
At the Movies: Intermission
After descending into the depths of retro kitsch, our heroes’ laziness has finally reached its peak. They have become one […]
Clandestine, Part Five
“We deserve better than this,” I said between coughs. The lights were dim, but I could make out the faces […]
At the Movies: Death Race 2000
A week after jumpstarting Cammy’s heart using a failed musical, our heroes are gathered on the couch. They revel in […]