Roger stared at his new cufflinks with a grin. They were a perfect match for the grey pinstripe suit he wore (his other birthday present to himself). The silver outline […]
Drinks 5: November First
The cold light of day hits the apartment of TERRY KEANE, who lies face down in a bowl of ice at the kitchen table, barely conscious and making a noise […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from The Black Lagoon. Cammy: Ex-bride of Frankenstein. Others rotate in […]
Injustice For All, Part Thirteen
Swung for the fences on this one.
Drinks 4
Dead calm at Snark Is The Night; its four most infamous patrons have not yet arrived. KENT, alone save a few lonely art students having drunk themselves into a stupor […]
Lookee, Politics!
I’m supposed to do something funny with this. After all, this site is about ten percent politics (twenty in an election year, five during San Diego Comic-Con). As head writer, […]
Injustice For All, Part Twelve
Same photoshop time, same photoshop channel.
At the Movies: Battle of the Year
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Bboy Maladjusted, Pretentious Crew. Byron: Bboy Braindead, Floor Sweepers Crew. Cammy: Bgirl Addikt, Tumblrz […]
SUMMER 2013′S BEST NEWS TRAIN WRECK: DEAF MONKEY’S PICK
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM This isn’t an article in defense of Miley Cyrus. She’s been a […]
Summer 2013’s Best News Train Wreck: Mute Monkey’s Pick
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM I have a lot to learn about people. I accept that as […]