The parody train doesn’t stop until it derails.
Reddit: Wasteland of Mediocrity
In the scramble for recognition that has characterized the Internet age, we’ve left a few things like radio, CDs, and shame by the wayside. None of it is the exact […]
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between Smith and director M. Night Shyamalan. Dear M. Night, Opening […]
At the Movies: Game of Thrones
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Not as smart as he thinks he is. Byron: Hodor. Cammy: Prone to madness […]
Injustice For All, Part One
It’s photoshop time again. Some tie-in comics are too hilarious to ignore.
Youtube Comedy Week: A New Low
On May 19, comedy died. Two passing vagrants found the emaciated corpse of comedy in a ditch in North Las Vegas. The body had a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to […]
Nothing Happened
This piece of mine ran in Tiger Magazine‘s Daily Princetonian parody. In spite of the pressure of a daily news cycle, absolutely nothing worth commenting upon occurred in Princeton University […]
Deaf Monkey Mission Statement 2013
I don’t really know where my head will be at writingwise for the next however long (a year I’m guessing?), so I’m just going to throw out a few general […]
Mute Monkey Mission Statement 2013
About two weeks ago, I was on the verge of calling it quits and devoting my life to the sole pursuit of ruining everyone else’s. Either that, or killing myself […]