I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
Tag: Dennard Dayle
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
Subscribing to Extra Evil purifies your heart. Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable. Newsreel Madison Cawthorne misspelled”provocateur” on his resume. Netflix pivoted to video stores. Survivors of the party civil wars […]
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
Free diamonds and cocaine will be distributed. Get your ticket now (it helps me out).
Extra Evil: Corinthian Pillars
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes right. Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with family. Newsreel Missouri banned pulling out. Bitcoin plummeted to eighty […]
Extra Evil: Imperial Decline and You
Subscribing to Extra Evil is the future. Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand. Newsreel Every line of Leviticus is now an amendment. Russia banned the […]
Extra Evil: Old Horizons
Subscribing to Extra Evil saves the white rhino. Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the flash fire. Newsreel Aang Suu Kyi was convicted of sitting in a general’s chair. The market […]
Extra Evil: The Night Before Substack
After this installment, I’m experimenting with mailing this newsletter through Substack. Every post will still be here, because I dislike every platform. Today’s Fortune: Your beliefs are the sole objective […]
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink and bail are expensive. There are two ways to help […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Guest Spot
I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.