Most people think of the Christmas Spirit as a Reaper covered in tinsel, right? Because I do. I shared my thoughts in The New Yorker, where I’m an official two-hit […]
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Extra Evil – Holy Rolling Downhill
Subscribing to Extra Evil perfects your style. Today’s Fortune: Four out of five doctors buried the other one. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter December 15, 2021 “Holy Rolling Downhill” […]
Extra Evil – Simple Pleasures
Subscribing to Extra Evil protects her smile. Today’s Fortune: The hills are out of gold. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter December 8, 2021 “Simple Pleasures” Newsreel A black box […]
A Few Words on Bluehost
Slackjaw was kind enough to host my Bluehost diss track. Remember that you’re better off getting your hosting from anyone outside their monopoly, up to and including children and terrorist […]
Extra Evil – Mariah Carey is Trying to Kill Me
Subscribing to Extra Evil raises your GPA. Today’s Fortune: Good artists borrow, imprisoned artists steal. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter December 1, 2021 “Mariah Carey is Trying to Kill […]
On Giving Up
I’ll never admit it again after this, but I think I gave up a few times. Which is probably why I dumped on the Cenas and Kents and Aragorns. Being […]
Extra Evil – Big Iron
Subscribing to Extra Evil fixes knee pain. Today’s Fortune: Fortune’s tired of the bold. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter November 24, 2021 “Big Iron” Newsreel Don’t forget to study […]
13 Moms Teach Dune’s Space Magic
October had two sci-fi blockbusters, and Dune was the good one. Mostly because its hero learns space magic from his mother without anyone throwing anything. This is the wildest concept […]
Extra Evil – Extra Judicial
Subscribing to Extra Evil shows you the way. Today’s Fortune: Editing dilutes your vision. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter November 17, 2021 “Extra Judicial” Newsreel Jerry mandered. A 2019 […]
Extra Evil – Handstand Walking on a Treadmill
Subscribing to Extra Evil unites mankind. Today’s Fortune: Keep trying, or you’ll have to sit through a dozen speeches about perseverance. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter November 10, 2021 […]