After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything Abridged is up for preorder. With it, you can enjoy […]
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Extra Evil – Probably Legal
Week 2 of the See More Evil newsletter. Subscribe, and rediscover love. Today’s Fortune: You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few commandments. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter […]
Extra Evil – First Volley
Introducing Extra Evil, the only newsletter. I’ll put it out once a week to keep our marriage strong. Today’s Fortune: Don’t trust that package. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter […]
Blind Monkey Goes to the Park
I don’t have a relationship with nature. Trees have been kind to me, but I have a specific and early charge against fauna. It happened on the semi-colony of […]
Me Write Buk
I write a bit. It’s not heart-healthy, but everyone needs a vice to survive. To be specific, I’ve been writing since I was twelve. It’s the only skill I’ve refined […]
The Idiot Renaissance
For ages, The Idiot labored under the fell weight of reality. How many years? None can say, because counting them would be boring. It might have been one, or a […]
United States Presidents vs. Swamp Rabbits
I had another piece come out in Points in Case. Bask in it’s light.
Could You Make This Novel a Bit Blacker?
Every now and then I grace another page with my light. This time its Points in Case, with a piece about my wholesome relationship with literary management. Read it here.
Please Cancel Me
To All Concerned, It’s time someone said it. After years on the sidelines, watching the outrage machine collide with career after career, I’m going to speak my mind. I demand […]
The Podcast That Heals the Sick and Resurrects the Dead
I made promotional cards for Weeaboo Hell, our podcast about better living through animated deviance. You might have run across one if you live in the New York bubble. Here’s […]