I am going to posit that Dark Souls is a better survival horror game than most of the titles that fall under the genre name these days. It’s no secret […]
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A Humble Offer for the NSA
It’s a busy time for you. We live in an age where a teen’s temper-tantrum gets him arrested for “terroristic threats.” The American people spend most of their time huddled […]
This Week at MWT Regional HQ
Sam “Mute Monkey” LaGow lies awake in bed at around Four AM in his bedroom in Yorktown Heights, New York. Sitting at the foot of his bed are hallucinations of […]
Last Week at MWT HQ
Dennard “Blind Monkey” Dayle sits at the head of a table in a dingy apartment in Rutherford, New Jersey. Sam “Mute Monkey” Lagow and Josh “Deaf Monkey” Crawford sit on […]
The Wonderful World of Job Hunting
Wanted: Drudgery Associate Monkeys With Typewriters is looking for a driven, passionate, self-starting, motivated, energetic, enthusiastic, and tenacious drudgery associate. The ideal candidate will be an obedient leader that understands […]
108 People Like This
Everyone has a fucking opinion. Ideally, they are entitled to it. In reality, eight out of ten people don’t have a goddamn clue what it is they’re talking about either […]
Superman’s Body Count
Note: Spoilers for a movie that made another ten million dollars as you read this sentence. Take your head out of the sand. Man of Steel has caused an impressive […]
Reddit: Wasteland of Mediocrity
In the scramble for recognition that has characterized the Internet age, we’ve left a few things like radio, CDs, and shame by the wayside. None of it is the exact […]
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between Smith and director M. Night Shyamalan. Dear M. Night, Opening […]
Youtube Comedy Week: A New Low
On May 19, comedy died. Two passing vagrants found the emaciated corpse of comedy in a ditch in North Las Vegas. The body had a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to […]