INT DIMLY LIT ROOM A HOODED MAN is tied to a chair. OPERATIVE A holds a gun to his temple, while OPERATIVE B paces behind him. OPERATIVE A End of […]
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Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Four
Doctor Maximus is a part time advice columnist and full time supervillain. In this column, he answers questions from the masses instead of terrorizing them. Mostly. Dear Doctor Maximus, I’m […]
Genrefuck: Reconstruction
The term “Reconstruction” is a bit tricky to define at times. Whereas a deconstruction is when a trope or genre is brought into the harsh light of reality, a reconstruction […]
The Horror, The Horror: A Cursory Glance at the Pratfalls of Modern Horror Video Games
Yet another idea pulled from me putting off writing articles (I’m consistently inconsistent, it seems). As absolutely none of you know, I am a survival horror/general horror video game enthusiast. […]
MWT Men of the Year 2012
After surviving another year, the team got together to select the man, woman, or mutant that embodied 2012. We set out to honor the year’s most significant figure with our […]
Galaxy of Terror: Auraxis, Ingsoc’s Dreamboat
So I was doing the proverbial ‘nothing’ when I was supposed to be writing an article (figures) and I decided to check in on my account on Planetside 2, a free to […]
2012 in Verse
Apocalypse The mighty Quetzalcoatl is late I acted assuming his arrival I’ve committed crimes in every state Stole the lives and women of my rivals I drank until I sealed […]
Genrefuck: Deconstruction
The goal of fiction is to create a more “perfect” version of reality. This has nothing to do with ideals, really. If the purpose behind writing was just to plug […]
Wargunner: Hero’s Call Review
Rating: 9.87 out of 10 (Above Average) The modern military shooter is being re-revolutionized, just in time for the holiday season. Last issue, we said that Bulletstrike: Soldier’s Mark was […]
Galaxy of Terror
Look, I’m not going to lie to any of you and say that I have a life, because I clearly don’t. However, mayhaps from this, I can bring forth some […]