Tyler Perry runs the most popular minstrel show in the history of the world. If James Cameron directed a 4D movie called Niggaquest about a boy in blackface stealing cars […]
Official Monkeys With Typewriters Presidential Endorsements
The Blind Monkey Endorsement Ideals and reality rarely converge. The American ideal is one of egalitarianism, justice, and prosperity. The current reality consists of deep fried oreos and semi-random drone […]
Clandestine, Part Seven
There was a knock at the door; Mae. She let herself in, sauntering in coolly and tossing me the clothes I had woken up without. The Priestess winced at this, […]
Meanwhile at Princeton
Meanwhile, at the library Jenna: You ever wonder if- Peter: Nope. We’ve got five more chapters to run through, followed by two papers and a problem set. I don’t wonder […]
Target of the Week: Horatio Alger
Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling a sense of honor. As far as I’m concerned, throwing […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Three
The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together at the local park just to spend three hours screaming […]
Sympoh: Tigernight 2012
A bit of cross-promotion. When I’m not writing pop-culture inania here, I run a university bboy crew. It’s something of a second family of mine. Check this out, and I’ll […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Back to School Edition
How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but I assume that’s obvious. -Pietro Parker I’d recommend breeding a […]
Clandestine, Part Six
The Priestess’s meditation chamber had been serving as a sort of conference room for the past few weeks as the six of us; Jan, Wendy, Mae, Priestess, French and myself; […]
2177 Channel Guide
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