Rating: 9.87 out of 10 (Above Average) The modern military shooter is being re-revolutionized, just in time for the holiday season. Last issue, we said that Bulletstrike: Soldier’s Mark was […]
Galaxy of Terror
Look, I’m not going to lie to any of you and say that I have a life, because I clearly don’t. However, mayhaps from this, I can bring forth some […]
Clandestine, Part Eight
Ten Months Later Half an hour to midnight. Chances were, it was going to feel like fifteen seconds at the speed of light. And if I wasn’t careful, the whiplash […]
Genrefuck: The Space Opera
Good evening. Instead of likening Republicans to supervillains (who says they even need likening? Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk) or writing thin holocaust parables, I’d like to announce my new […]
On Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry runs the most popular minstrel show in the history of the world. If James Cameron directed a 4D movie called Niggaquest about a boy in blackface stealing cars […]
Official Monkeys With Typewriters Presidential Endorsements
The Blind Monkey Endorsement Ideals and reality rarely converge. The American ideal is one of egalitarianism, justice, and prosperity. The current reality consists of deep fried oreos and semi-random drone […]
Clandestine, Part Seven
There was a knock at the door; Mae. She let herself in, sauntering in coolly and tossing me the clothes I had woken up without. The Priestess winced at this, […]
Meanwhile at Princeton
Meanwhile, at the library Jenna: You ever wonder if- Peter: Nope. We’ve got five more chapters to run through, followed by two papers and a problem set. I don’t wonder […]
Target of the Week: Horatio Alger
Mocking a dead man is the ultimate form of kicking someone while they’re down. Luckily, I don’t have anything resembling a sense of honor. As far as I’m concerned, throwing […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Three
The mad scientist returns to dispense advice to the unwashed masses. Dear Doctor Maximus, Every year, my family gets together at the local park just to spend three hours screaming […]