After surviving another year, the team got together to select the man, woman, or mutant that embodied 2012. We set out to honor the year’s most significant figure with our […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Part 1
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Youngest Son of Antoine and Alina. Known as “Jerkass” to foes and “Lord Jerkass” […]
Galaxy of Terror: Auraxis, Ingsoc’s Dreamboat
So I was doing the proverbial ‘nothing’ when I was supposed to be writing an article (figures) and I decided to check in on my account on Planetside 2, a free to […]
2012 in Verse
Apocalypse The mighty Quetzalcoatl is late I acted assuming his arrival I’ve committed crimes in every state Stole the lives and women of my rivals I drank until I sealed […]
Genrefuck: Deconstruction
The goal of fiction is to create a more “perfect” version of reality. This has nothing to do with ideals, really. If the purpose behind writing was just to plug […]
At the Movies: Skyfall
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Critical cynicism writ large. Should spend less time on 4chan. Byron: […]
Wargunner: Hero’s Call Review
Rating: 9.87 out of 10 (Above Average) The modern military shooter is being re-revolutionized, just in time for the holiday season. Last issue, we said that Bulletstrike: Soldier’s Mark was […]
Galaxy of Terror
Look, I’m not going to lie to any of you and say that I have a life, because I clearly don’t. However, mayhaps from this, I can bring forth some […]
Clandestine, Part Eight
Ten Months Later Half an hour to midnight. Chances were, it was going to feel like fifteen seconds at the speed of light. And if I wasn’t careful, the whiplash […]
Genrefuck: The Space Opera
Good evening. Instead of likening Republicans to supervillains (who says they even need likening? Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk) or writing thin holocaust parables, I’d like to announce my new […]