The return of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Sour grape. Byron: Pop rocks and cola. Cammy: Special brownies. Byron lies […]
Tag: at the movies
At the Movies – Captain America: The Winter Soldier
(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for […]
At the Movies – The Raid 2: Berendal
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Plays fast and loose with the rules to get results. Byron: A straight-laced cop pushed to […]
At the Movies – The Lego Movie
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Gave up on step 60 of building the Lego Death Star to play Minecraft. Byron: Built a […]
At the Movies: Dredd
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Judge Alan: Hard to evade, easy to bribe. Judge Byron: Skimmed the books of law. Judge Cammy: […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from The Black Lagoon. Cammy: Ex-bride of Frankenstein. Others rotate in […]
At the Movies: Battle of the Year
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Bboy Maladjusted, Pretentious Crew. Byron: Bboy Braindead, Floor Sweepers Crew. Cammy: Bgirl Addikt, Tumblrz […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey, Part 2
The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of message boards and Cheetos. HUGO Splitting the story into multiple […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Part 1
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Youngest Son of Antoine and Alina. Known as “Jerkass” to foes and “Lord Jerkass” […]
At the Movies: Skyfall
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Critical cynicism writ large. Should spend less time on 4chan. Byron: […]