Blind Monkey – Page 3 – See More Evil

On Nunchucks (Mission Statement 2019)

Ever bought a pair of nunchucks? Perhaps not, if you’re browsing this with two working eyes and two working hands. […]

10) The Rumor: This artist opens half the other lists, but you can’t find them anywhere else. You’d think it […]

After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.

We’re glad you’re enjoying our website. We worked pretty hard on it. You know what we worked harder on? The […]

The saga continues.

I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that […]

Stunts

I’m sympathetic to the executive branch’s struggle. So I’ve written, printed, and mass-mailed a few posters to help. […]

Another birthday. I could tell you about all my personal growth, if I was a liar. I hold myself to […]

Stunts

Facebook isn’t the only company on an apology tour.

1. A disaffected teenage gamer is one of twenty-three pedestrians gunned down by an enthusiastic white nationalist. 2. A derivative […]