Dear WrestleDome, Imagine me, last Wednesday, nursing a lethal hangover. I’m eating a Protein Brick on a stalled 2 train when I notice Hollywood Jim standing two passengers away from […]
Tag: Blind Monkey
Injustice For All, Part Twenty-One
As a dog returns to his own vomit, so the fool returns to his folly.
More Love Letters from the MTA
America loves sequels. The previous batch. My elaborate Rupi Kaur parody.
An Omen of Things to Come
My next trick. Coming very soon.
Today’s Fortune Archive
As we all know, I’m a font of psychic faith and power. The stars speak to me, even when I’m trying to sleep or bore their voices out with a […]
Thank You for Eating Tide Pods
I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days before Christmas. As you can imagine, I’ve been in a […]
I Don’t Take It Easy
Like any productive member of society, I do my laundry around 2:50 am. It used to be for the silence, now it’s simple routine. I could change, but then I […]
More Ruthless Self-Promotion
While my fiction’s far and away the least popular feature on the site, there’s some news about it. I’m going to be in Between the Lines Publishing’s 2017 Fairty Tale […]
Blind Monkey (Almost) Wins a Contest
I recently won a science fiction short story contest. (Editor’s note: Fourth place.) Gaze in wonder upon my work on their semi-broken website, or on my portfolio. Or pick up […]
Unpause
Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to three days a week. With that short break, I could […]