Ever bought a pair of nunchucks? Perhaps not, if you’re browsing this with two working eyes and two working hands. That’s a shame; Nunchucks are good fun. They’ve gotten more […]
Tag: Blind Monkey
Albums of the Year Lists, Decoded
10) The Rumor: This artist opens half the other lists, but you can’t find them anywhere else. You’d think it was a prank, but none of these people have met. […]
I’m on McSweeney’s
After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.
Please Install Our App
We’re glad you’re enjoying our website. We worked pretty hard on it. You know what we worked harder on? The app. Please install it. It has all of the site’s […]
Ruby Coen Becomes Poetry, Which She Always Was
The saga continues.
My Dungeons and Dragons Character Class Exonerates Me
I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that the arson occurred. The ashen husk of the burger franchise […]
“We’re Hiring”
I’m sympathetic to the executive branch’s struggle. So I’ve written, printed, and mass-mailed a few posters to help. -Blind Monkey
The Perfect Birthday Gift.
Another birthday. I could tell you about all my personal growth, if I was a liar. I hold myself to a higher standard. Over the last year, I have learned […]
Friendwall is Your Friend
Facebook isn’t the only company on an apology tour.
The Next Fifty Mass Shootings
1. A disaffected teenage gamer is one of twenty-three pedestrians gunned down by an enthusiastic white nationalist. 2. A derivative retread of Sandy Hook. 3. A good guy with a […]