Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted an issue of The Watchtower. That meant finding a subway […]
Tag: humor
MWT’s Winter 2015 Catalog
It’s not about the Photoshop. It’s about sending a message.
Charisma Is Not A Dump Stat
Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get away with high-profile crimes. We all feel the urge to […]
Drinks 8
A pleasant summer evening at Snark Is The Night. It’s livelier tonight than it’s been in a while; a new karaoke machine is at the back of the bar, and […]
Drinks 7: Chaser
(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) Kent stands alone behind the bar, humming an up-tempo showtune. He writes […]
At the Movies – Captain America: The Winter Soldier
(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for […]
At the Movies – The Raid 2: Berendal
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Plays fast and loose with the rules to get results. Byron: A straight-laced cop pushed to […]
At the Movies – The Lego Movie
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Gave up on step 60 of building the Lego Death Star to play Minecraft. Byron: Built a […]
At the Movies: Dredd
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Judge Alan: Hard to evade, easy to bribe. Judge Byron: Skimmed the books of law. Judge Cammy: […]