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The Next Fifty Mass Shootings
1. A disaffected teenage gamer is one of twenty-three pedestrians gunned down by an enthusiastic white nationalist. 2. A derivative retread of Sandy Hook. 3. A good guy with a […]
Five Reasons You Should Join A Cult
Some of you are going through a rough patch. The symptoms are varied. They could be unemployment, madness, a hangnail, or an addiction to bath salts. Yet the key factor […]
A Comprehensive List of Avatars
Avatar Kimura: Charged an exorbitant fee for every act of heroism. This bankrupted the Southern Water Tribe, forcing them to sell their towering spires and move into ice hovels. Avatar […]
How To Come Back From The Dead
So you’ve died. It’s unfortunate, but it happens to all of us. But not all of us make it back to the other side. If you’re anything like me, you […]
Four Sentences to Avoid in Mad Science
Take a look at this scenario: This man’s life used to be in order. Now he’s making an army of giant radioactive jungle fauna. Within moments, a protagonist will be […]
Five Top Five of 2011 Lists
Five Worst Songs “Moves like Jagger” by Maroon 5 – Maroon 5 somehow found a way to get worse. I have a habit of comparing bad pop music to venereal […]
Metaphysical Therapy: 11 Obscure Religions
I’m neutral towards the gods, spirits, and saints of the global religious canon. Pascal offered me a wager, but I don’t gamble. Like many others, I enjoy my pork and […]
Where I’ve Been
I’ve been busy. There’s been a not-so-brief hiatus. I’ve been away for two weeks, which is about seventeen years in internet update time. Most of you have assumed I’m dead […]