I’m supposed to do something funny with this. After all, this site is about ten percent politics (twenty in an election year, five during San Diego Comic-Con). As head writer, […]
Tag: satire
Summer 2013’s Best News Train Wreck: Mute Monkey’s Pick
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM I have a lot to learn about people. I accept that as […]
Summer 2013′s Best News Train Wreck: Blind Monkey’s Pick
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM Anthony Weiner is my new hero.
The Wonderful World of Job Hunting
Wanted: Drudgery Associate Monkeys With Typewriters is looking for a driven, passionate, self-starting, motivated, energetic, enthusiastic, and tenacious drudgery associate. The ideal candidate will be an obedient leader that understands […]
Official Monkeys With Typewriters Presidential Endorsements
The Blind Monkey Endorsement Ideals and reality rarely converge. The American ideal is one of egalitarianism, justice, and prosperity. The current reality consists of deep fried oreos and semi-random drone […]
Meanwhile at Princeton
Meanwhile, at the library Jenna: You ever wonder if- Peter: Nope. We’ve got five more chapters to run through, followed by two papers and a problem set. I don’t wonder […]