Leon: Are you already done with everything? Maxine: No, I’ve got to write three papers in about two days. Leon: Why were you playing Arkham City all week? Maxine: Why […]
Occupy Arson
Enough real analysis has been done on Occupy Wall Street that throwing my hat into the ring would only make me look like an idiot. So in lieu of commentary, […]
A Snapshot
I’m in a Princeton lecture hall. It can hold around two hundred people. Right now, there are about sixty. Over eighty signed up for the class. The class is about […]
A Mission Statement
Today’s question: Why are we here?
At the Library
Leon: What’s your paper about? Maxine: I don’t really know. Leon: You’ve already written three pages. Maxine: Impressive, right?
Bats in the Belfry
The first drink burned. It was vodka, a brand with a name that Devin couldn’t pronounce. It had the rich flavor and texture of gasoline. After promising himself he’d never […]
I meet Crash Canyon.
Imagine an evil clone of Seth McFarlane. Then give him a fraction of the budget and ask him to animate the sight and sound of laughter dying. That’s Crash Canyon, […]
Batdick
Everything old is new again.
Where I’ve Been
I’ve been busy. There’s been a not-so-brief hiatus. I’ve been away for two weeks, which is about seventeen years in internet update time. Most of you have assumed I’m dead […]