How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but I assume that’s obvious. -Pietro Parker I’d recommend breeding a […]
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2177 Channel Guide
Congratulations on choosing HyperTV for your 5D viewing needs! With six thousand channels in forty real languages and eight imaginary ones, we guarantee that you won’t regret your choice. Here […]
At the Movies: Intermission
After descending into the depths of retro kitsch, our heroes’ laziness has finally reached its peak. They have become one with the couch. From their perspective, they have never been […]
Ask Doctor Maximus
I think that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. How should I confront him? -Lila This problem, like most others in life, can be solved with a freeze ray. […]
At the Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera
After watching Christopher Nolan’s bank account grow in real time, Alan sleeps peacefully. His dreams about Catwoman’s jumpsuit are interrupted by furious knocking. Alan: It’s 2 AM. If it isn’t […]
At the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Since Alan now refuses to drive, our heroes are joined by Cammy’s older brother Dominic. Cammy stands four feet behind him to avoid association with his costume. Alan is less […]
Five Reasons You Should Join A Cult
Some of you are going through a rough patch. The symptoms are varied. They could be unemployment, madness, a hangnail, or an addiction to bath salts. Yet the key factor […]
At the Movies: Moonrise Kingdom
To recover from Spider-man’s train wreck, the trio try a movie that looks like at least one person gave a shit.. Cammy: Movie of the year. Every year. Alan: That’s […]
At the Movies: The Amazing Spider-Man
Ignoring the lessons of the past, Alan, Byron, and Cammy return to the cinema. Alan: This is going to suck shit through a straw. Cammy: You say that about everything. […]
A Comprehensive List of Avatars
Avatar Kimura: Charged an exorbitant fee for every act of heroism. This bankrupted the Southern Water Tribe, forcing them to sell their towering spires and move into ice hovels. Avatar […]