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Tag: comedy
Reloaded Comics: Spitework was my Folly
Valentine’s Day isn’t the worst offender among corporate holidays. At least it doesn’t start two months early. Here’s your comic edit.
MWT’s Winter 2015 Catalog
It’s not about the Photoshop. It’s about sending a message.
The Text, Part 1
“We are the middle children of history. Born too late to explore the world, born to early to explore the galaxy.” -Anonymous “Born just in time to browse dank memes.” […]
There Is No New You
“New Year, New You!” the mediocre wit repeats between mouthfuls of diet pills. As the hung-over marketers of the world slowly recover from their holiday binges, hearing these words serves […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2015
Two men sign on for firing squad duty, because they need the hours and all the plum warehouse jobs have been plucked. They arrive half an hour late, which is […]
Drinks 8
A pleasant summer evening at Snark Is The Night. It’s livelier tonight than it’s been in a while; a new karaoke machine is at the back of the bar, and […]
Drinks 7: Chaser
(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) Kent stands alone behind the bar, humming an up-tempo showtune. He writes […]
At the Movies – Captain America: The Winter Soldier
(Blind Monkey and Mute Monkey are switching series this month. Happy April Fools Day, or something like it.) The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for […]
At the Movies – The Raid 2: Berendal
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Plays fast and loose with the rules to get results. Byron: A straight-laced cop pushed to […]